remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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