in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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