Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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