You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
