how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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