when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Randomize
