She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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