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For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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