I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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