Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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