Your tits are I can't wait for
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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