My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
they call him Oral-B. enough said
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
