Grow some girl-balls and come out already
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Randomize
