i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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