dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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