doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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