Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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