real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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