My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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