i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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