Where did you get a picture of my penis
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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