Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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