You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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