Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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