i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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