I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I would fuck him just for his dog
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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