dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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