Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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