You're completely useless in the revolution.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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