The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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