yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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