Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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