dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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