he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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