Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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