Pregnant stripper...not hot.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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