What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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