I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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