It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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