I'm laying in your front yard are you home
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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