it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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