quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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