We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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