im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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