My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
it's great music for shaving your balls
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
