If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
