Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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