i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Randomize
