thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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