Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
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